((Guys never forget. This happened.))
She can come kiss me whenever she wants~
WELL DUH IT WAS THE MASTER SWORD
that’s not just any solid object, it’s “The Blade of Evil’s Bane" after all, blessed by the goddesses, etc. etc. and so is Din’s Fire…
The Megaton Hammer doesn’t seem very magical or sacred but it has to have something special I mean how else would it be relatively easy to use considering how hard it hits~ Why do you think any other weapon Link has can’t hit me? Hm?
[haha joke’s on me actually since I have to go out unexpectedly (does that word even exist) SOOO you can keep sending things for April Fools and tomorrow I’ll pick the best ones to answer >///<!]
JOKE’S ON YOU I’M NOT COMPLETELY PHYSICAL TO BE HIT WITH A COMMON OBJECT THAT EASILY
[just so you know April Fool’s pranks/jokes/MAs are welcome!]
I’d choose bed~
Everyone knows naps are the best thing!
Wise little grey person.